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2Don’t Worry, Chris Brown And Rihanna Are Still Putting Pictures of Themselves Online

A photo of Chris Brown and Rihanna

And no, I’m not sure what’s going on in this picture. My best guess would be that Chris Brown is getting high while Rihanna models a backwards camouflage Snuggie. Do you have any ideas?

But the best part about this picture, and really the reason that I’m showing you this picture, is the caption that goes along with it. Chris posted this on his Instagram page with the caption “What would music today sound like if these kids didn’t exist?” No, really, that’s what he said. Just let that sink in for a moment.

What would music today sound like if these kids didn’t exist? I know I’m an optimist, but I’m going to go out on a limb and say that things would be pretty much the same. Sure, Chris Brown and Rihanna are both groundbreaking, super influential artists, and they’ve each got a sound that simply cannot be matched, but I think that somehow the evolution of music would still continue on the same course. Call me crazy, but I’m into wishful thinking!

Real talk: these guys are just too dumb.

December 3, 2012 at 5:30 am by Emily
Filed Under: Chris Brown, Rihanna

2 Responses to “Don’t Worry, Chris Brown And Rihanna Are Still Putting Pictures of Themselves Online”

  1. mireee says:

    It would be exactly the same since these two are two lucky sods that were in the right place at the right moment when someone scouted them. They don’t understand just how replaceable they are.

    • anotherfakeprincess says:

      I second that.
      They are completely replacable, and nobody would miss them if they weren’t in the business. They’re delusional.

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