Why? Why? I just don’t even understand it, guys. Yeah, Chris has his big old posse of intimidating, violence-loving followers who call themselves Team Breezy or whatever (seriously, that’s about the lamest thing I’ve ever heard and all that “eezy” shit added to the end of a word hasn’t been cool since … oh, right, yeah, it wasn’t even cool when Snoop Dogg was doing it a decade or more ago), so the only thing that I can think of as to why he’d even remotely consider a return to Twitter after his rant against comedian Jenny Johnson and then that interview where he said that he’s nothing but a man on social media and a MATURE MAN at that would be because he’s—DURRR—stupid and doesn’t really care that most rational people on the face of the earth think he’s stupid and dumb and a gigantic piece of shit.
This is what he had to say as for his Big Return to Twitter:
Which, of course, means “seize the day” if you’re intelligent, but in Chris-speak it actually means “F-ck all y’all bitches and hos / I’ma gon’ piss in your ear and shit down your throat” because duh, naturally that’s what he means whenever he opens his mouth about anything.
Jeez, get with the times, guys.