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13Love It or Leave It: Holly Madison’s Maternity (?) Wear

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Here’s a photo of Holly Madison at the recent Animal Foundation Happy Anniversary Hour event held in Los Angeles. And this is what she wore. And to avoid mincing words, because why bother, I hate it. This is an awful, awful dress for a pregnant woman, and I don’t say that because I’m a person who thinks that pregnant women should not be wearing slinky, sultry dresses and should instead be at home in muumuus, eating bonbons (because I don’t). I’m saying that because this is one f-cking ugly dress and it isn’t the most flattering thing, either, pregnant or not.

In related Playboy news, did you hear that Hugh Hefner and Crystal Harris are getting married again (allegedly)? Because hey, Hugh Hefner and Crystal Harris are getting married again. From TMZ:

Playboy mogul Hugh Hefner is engaged (again) to Crystal Harris (again) and the two will walk down the aisle at the Playboy Mansion on New Year’s Eve (oooh, that’s new!) … TMZ has learned.

As TMZ first reported, Harris bailed on wedding #1 in June 2011 … just five days before the big day.

But according to our sources, Harris and Hef are better than ever these days, since Harris moved back into the Playboy Mansion earlier this year. We’re told the couple have worked out all their previous problems and decided recently they want to try and get married again.

According to our sources, Harris feels the time she spent apart from Hef really taught her how to be independent and stand on her own two feet … something she felt she needed.

Our sources say the wedding will be an intimate gathering with just close friends and family.

Looks like Crystal Harris got sick of being a nobody all over again. Whoopsie!

December 2, 2012 at 11:00 am by Sarah
Filed Under: Holly Madison

13 Responses to “Love It or Leave It: Holly Madison’s Maternity (?) Wear”

  1. blasted1 says:

    Man, that is one wierd looking dress and pregnancy. I don’t even think it started out as a maternity dress. Oh, and I’m calling the baby as a boy.

    • Harriet Meadow says:

      Unfortunately, they already know it’s a girl. I guess that just goes to show you that old wives’ tales about various bump shapes and their relation to gender don’t mean anything, eh?

  2. silkprint says:

    I hate this stupid dress too . Everytime I was preggers I blew up everywhere!! and the shoes ..REALLY???

  3. kimcheee says:

    That’s a very unflattering dress. The breast area even looks lumpy and odd. 0_O

  4. Pique says:

    bad picture. I’m sure she looked lovely

  5. nakedpainter says:

    This is HORRIBLE fabric (for pregnant women or not). It looks cheap and clings in the most unelegant of ways. There are ways to make pregnancy wear attractive and even exciting, but this surely isn’t it, my friends. And this shade of blue harkens to those nasty blue raspberry popsicles, does it not?

  6. jen says:

    I don’t think she’s pregnant. I think she’s shoplifting a soccer ball.

  7. Whoever says:

    It’s so weird how it outlines her uterus, eww

  8. Lola says:

    The dress is fug but Holly never has exhibited especially good taste. This is a chick that wanted to marry the crypt keeper, FFS.

  9. Katie says:

    awww i love holly i think she looks pretty!

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