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12Last Lindsay Post of the Day, Promise: The Fight Was All Over a Boy Band-Boy

photo of lindsay lohan red hair and drunk pictures
I could just roll over and die. No joke. Roll over. and die. From TMZ:

Lindsay Lohan punched another woman in the face over Max from the boy band “The Wanted” last night … and we’ve learned Max was turned off by the fact LiLo was sloppy drunk inside the club … this according to sources at the club.

We’re told … Lindsay went to the Justin Bieber concert — but not to see the Biebs — “The Wanted” was the opening act … and Lindsay has been scoping Max out for the last few days.

Sources say Lindsay tried to get backstage after the concert to see him — but she was blocked. Fast forward to later that evening when Lindsay met up with Max, Jay and Tom at a hotel bar.

The four of them — along with one of LiLo’s friends — then went to the club Avenue together.

As the evening wore on, we’re told Lindsay got drunker and drunker … and it turned Max off. He then started talking to another woman, which enraged Lindsay. That woman is the one Lindsay is accused of battering. (FYI — Max was also really drunk).

Ironically, Max washed his hands of both of them — found another girl in the club — and went home with her instead … while Lindsay ended up in jail.

Oh my gosh, yes, because guys who aren’t totally trashy like her Royal Highness Lindsay, tell me: isn’t it just the hottest when a girl you’re not even interested in punches another girl you’re not even interested in, in the face? Doesn’t that just totally ring your bell?

Here’s a photo of this Max person, a person with whom I’m not at all familiar, because I don’t do bands like The Wanted mostly:

photo of max the wanted pictures

November 29, 2012 at 2:30 pm by Sarah
Filed Under: Lindsay Lohan

12 Responses to “Last Lindsay Post of the Day, Promise: The Fight Was All Over a Boy Band-Boy”

  1. CranAppleSnapple says:

    Man hands!! EW!!
    Wait, is this a hilarious composite picture with Lindsay’s face above some dude’s body?

  2. ameee says:

    I seriously thought he’s gay.

  3. Mike says:

    Sarah, you mean “boy-band boy.” The hyphen links the words jointly serving as the adjective for “boy.” I’d be happy to work as your editor. Also, I’m really loving how that American Eagle ad takes over my screen every time I click anything on this site now. It’s just delightful.

    • Chaz says:

      Pretentious fuck, ain’t ya?

    • Sarah says:

      Thank you, Mike, for your kind clarification. Generally speaking, my grammar and punctuation are equally flawless, but there are certain instances when things slip by even me.

      As for the American Eagle ad, there *is* a little black ‘x’ on the upper left-hand corner of the ad. If you’re quick enough in clicking, it won’t come back.

  4. wut says:

    I love that her drinking “turned Max off” but he was also “really drunk”. um, they both sound like douches.

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