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9Blind Item: Justin Bieber Wants His Own Action Movie

A photo of Justin Bieber

From Blind Gossip:

Lately, this young star has been making more headlines for his personal life than for his talent. Well, his handlers are desperate to deflect your attention and give you something else to talk about. So, believe it or not, his next big project will be… as the lead in a feature film!

His preference is an action film, but he will settle for a romance. Either way, he wants to prove that he is multi-talented and not a baby anymore. Turning him into an action star or a viable romantic lead would certainly accomplish that (although adults may have a tough time believing him as either one).

Since his longevity as a teen star is running out quickly, his team knows that they may only get one shot at this, that it must be successful, and that it must happen soon. They have already started reviewing scripts and taking meetings with the goal of being in pre-production Q1 2013.

Oh, please. Please, please let this happen. If Justin Bieber starred in his very own action movie, then that would make everything worth it. All the shitty things that he’s ever said and done, all the headaches I’ve gotten from rolling my eyes at him, it would all be worth it if I could have roughly one and a half hours of him running around and doing stupid stunts and acting badly. I would put up with ten more years of Bieber if I could just have that film.

November 24, 2012 at 10:00 am by Emily

9 Responses to “Blind Item: Justin Bieber Wants His Own Action Movie”

  1. Chaz says:

    May I suggest the working title: “Tiny Peen of Fury.”

  2. kimcheee says:

    What a joke. He’s a cartoon. He’s a little spoiled brat boy. A hero? Ha ha ah ahaaaaah :D

  3. CranAppleSnapple says:

    Haaaahahahahaha

  4. luke says:

    It would only be good if he died very violently within the first five minutes

  5. Mike says:

    I think Justin Bieber should do a movie with DMX. It would be sort of like Training Day, but they would be FBI agents and as the movie progressed Justin and the audience would slowly realize that DMX is not really an FBI agent but an extremely deluded drug fiend.

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