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But Of Course Taylor Swift is Buying a House Near Her New Boyfriend

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She’s just so predictable, isn’t she? This new-ish boyfriend, though, One Direction’s Harry Styles, must really be something special, because she waited, what, actual weeks to find a house next to her ex-boyfriend, Conor Kennedy? Yep, this one, this Harry Styles boy, has just definitely got to be The One, and isn’t that lucky for all of us—Taylor especially?

Sources say that Taylor is browsing property in North London, where Harry himself just bought a house earlier in the year. Sources are even going as far to say that Taylor is conferring with Harry on which properties are best, so she’s even giving him an official heads-up that she’s going to be living probable blocks away. He hasn’t run away screaming yet, so that’s promising, isn’t it?

From the Daily Mail:

A source told LOOK magazine: ‘She’s been interested in buying a house in the UK for a while. But after months of not really mentioning it, Taylor’s suddenly instructed an estate to get on it ASAP!
‘She’s even asked Harry if he’ll come and look at some places with her, since he knows the area.’

The insider added: ‘Taylor says the reason things fizzled out last time [they dated] was because they had no time together. I’m sure their recent contact is behind her sudden enthusiasm to buy in London. She says they’ll be able to pick up where they left off.’

You guys will remember, of course, that little Conor Kennedy isn’t the first boyfriend she purchased a house near, whether it’s purely coincidence or not. Taylor owns a house just down the road from John Mayer, and when she was dating Jake Gyllenhaal, she lured him to her very own compound in Nashville for weeks at a time, rumored to be hoping that he’d love the area her so much that he’d plunk down some cash for his own bit of real estate near her, too. It’s apparent that when her plan backfired, she decided to take matters into her own hands and start stalking all of her resulting boyfriend prospects via property acquisition, one state and continent at a time.

Psst. It’s working—we’re talking total world domination here, guys.

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  • Ooh I have a house in North London. Maybe I’ll meet Swifty at my local Tesco’s! Hehe. On the other hand, if I had money I’d probably be investing in property, too – you can make a KILLING when selling. Especially in London.

  • the thing i don’t understand: how is it even possible to go from one boyfriend to the next in a matter of hours? it’s like every other day we read about her and a different guy. i just don’t understand how that works.

  • Taylor Swift has a new boyfriend, she’s a whore.
    Taylor Swift has a new interview, she’s a whore and a brat. Taylor Swift has a new song, she’s a whore, brat, and immature. Taylor Swift walks down the street, that must mean she’s not only a whore, brat, and immature, it also means she’s out to purposely annoy every person who breathes! How Dare SHE! Let’s all blog about it even though it’s a half assed story.
    There, that should cover the next few days with the obsessive Taylor Swift talk at evilbeetgossip. Your welcome.

    • It’s funny, though, because every time you comment (actually the only time you comment), it’s about Taylor Swift. And we’re obsessed? ;)

      • Hit the nail on the head with that one, did ya? Two comments, now three I suppose, makes me a overzealous Swift defender? Please. Personally, I wouldn’t give this article two minutes of my time writing a comment for it if it was an actual story that was cleverly wrote. I might have even chuckled. But it’s not. I like this site because of it’s wit, not it’s own personal agenda against some 20 something year old pop star. If writing an article on Swift almost everyday of the week isn’t considered obsessive, especially when there isn’t an actual point to it, just nastiness because you can, I don’t know what is.

  • Both of these house buying stories have been proven false.

    But do go on…its always fun to tear a good girl down. What right does she have not to be tumbling out of clubs drunk, flashing her pussy ord doing coke. So fake. Ugh.

  • Taylor Swift flirts. After publicly humiliating Harry Styles at the Brit Awards she was flirting with his black friend Jordan Stephen of Rizzle Kicks. After whoring with so many white men it’s about time Taylor Swift started whoring with niggers as well.