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33Caption This: Last Week’s Winner and This Week’s Photo

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It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!

We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!

The winner on last week’s Jennifer Love Hewitt photo: Anonymous
“Ooh … something on my vajazzle just shifted.”

First runner-up: MJRyan
“Will someone, please, tell Margret Cho to stop following me!”

Second runner-up: Crab
JLH to herself: “Hmmmmm … let me see who can I pick to be my next boyfriend.”

Congrats to Anonymous! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap! (And for the love of God, check your damn email if you want to win the prize! The first runner-up will be notified that they’re getting the prize if you don’t claim it, guys!)

November 20, 2012 at 7:30 am by Sarah
Filed Under: Caption This

33 Responses to “Caption This: Last Week’s Winner and This Week’s Photo”

  1. Cat-Face says:

    Kim Kardashian attempts to go back to the ocean to join the rest of her kind.

  2. Harriet Meadow says:

    “I thought that this would be more difficult, but for some reason this position comes very naturally to me.”

  3. Anonymous says:

    Looks like Kim is down for the big black stick anytime, anywhere!

  4. Anonymous says:

    If only Kim would go the way of Narcissus.

  5. Anonymous says:

    Ray J must have drank a Big Gulp before the shooting the footage for his new tape with Kim.

  6. Jen says:

    Even Kim’s wetsuit is ready to quit this bitch

  7. womanfromthenorth says:

    Oh… Willy… Willy. I’m FREE Willy..hee hee eeee

    Let me see the “GOODs” I hear your big Willy! Willy… ??

    Hop right on up here Willy, either end… hee hee

  8. MJRyan says:

    Jaws is producing Kim K’s new exercise video bcuz he wants to eat her. Kim totally thought he meant something else.

  9. fatman says:

    Here Fishy, Fishy !!!!!!!!!!

  10. Lindsay says:

    Is there not a way to make it where you show the winning captions under the photo that they are actually captioning?

  11. Anonymous says:

    The irony is that with an ass like that, you do not need a paddle board!

  12. Anonymous says:

    It looks like Chris Christie decided to take off the blue fleece jacket and survey the Jersey Shore devastation from a paddleboard. Yeah Buddy!

  13. Lisa says:

    I was just coming to post the same thing as Lindsay: The winning captions would be much funnier if they were shown with the picture they belong to!

  14. Rob says:

    It’s the great half white whale.

  15. nevarre says:

    Damn, paddling to Cuba for hot Latin studs is going to be harder than I thought.

  16. Anonymous says:

    You can lead a whore to water, but you can’t make her drink.

  17. Anonymous says:

    There was enough room for 2 people on the raft at the end of Titanic, provided that Kim’s ass wasn’t on one of them.

  18. Anonymous says:

    And so then God said: “Great, now I’ll never get the smell out of the fish.”

  19. beautifulmouth says:

    Maybe no one will hear me fart way out here

  20. gus says:


  21. gus says:

    There is no end to what Kim will do for a pearl necklace.

  22. ken says:

    where is the motor i don’t know how to use this paddle–my ass will not fitin the boat hohohoho lol

  23. fingles says:

    does my but look big in this?

  24. Anonymous says:

    Kim’s heart is darker than Jessica Biel’s charcoal vulva.

  25. puddin says:

    These are the best ever. I’m laughing so hard.

  26. Jean says:

    Gotta let people see how awesome I am!

  27. Will says:

    No Kim, I said it looks like you padded your a$$ today, not paddled.

  28. jester2.0 says:

    Heeeeeeeeeeeeere Nemo come on boy. Come to Kim. Oh come on I promised that bitch Beyonce I would get you for her kid.

  29. nevarre says:

    When God awoke and saw this, he said “Where’s the damn Tsunami button?”

  30. M H says:

    OMG! Is that a frickin spider?OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!HELP!!

  31. Anonymous says:

    E! is developing an updated version of Gilligan’s Island for 2013. Someone at the network decided to combine Gilligan, Ginger and the Skipper into one character to save money on the budget. They are currently casting a fat, gold digging moron without a sense of self respect. Kim’s momager earned her 15% this time.

  32. Chaz says:

    Apparently due to the stagnant and ongoing divorce/annulment proceedings, a despondent Kim Kardashian was seen paddling in circles for hours. Onlookers stated she was saying:”What has it got in its pocketses precious? Thief,thief, thief Humphries….. We hates it, we hates it, we hates it forever…..”

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