This is Katy Perry blah blah blah doing something for the Dream Foundation blah blah blah and this is the outfit that she wore. I know that we’re supposed to be all impressed and focused on the fact that Katy is doing something wonderful with her spare time and with her money, and honestly, I am quite impressed, because it’s nice that Katy’s not just another pretty face doing pretty things with her pretty finances, but that’s just not what I want to talk about this evening.
No, what I want to talk about is what in the world kind of face is Katy making in this picture? And yeah, I can get past it, because Those Earrings, Damn, and yes, she does look just lovely despite the weird, constipated face.
Better yet, though, let’s talk about this dress. Because I love it. I need it, I want it, I crave it. I wouldn’t even need to own it, just trying it on once or twice would be enough for me. Honestly, take a good, hard look at this thing:
Katy’s whole look—love it or leave it?