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Chevy Chase Cups Some Hilary Duff Sideboob

Chevy Chase Fondles Hilary Duff Tribecca Film Festival Stay Cool

My boyfriend once confessed to me that the reason for that awkward, hands-on-sides, shuffle from side to side slow dance that teenage boys engage in at prom is not, in fact, due to a complete inability to dance. He revealed that the awkward two step was in fact a plot, designed as the best dancing format in which a horny teenage boy could slide his hands ever so slowly up or down on a girl’s waist in a charmingly lame pubescent attempt to cop a feel of some sidebutt or sideboob.

Those childish attempts at groping are forgivable (and even a little endearing) when perpetrated by a 16 year old on another 16 year old. However, it’s just pathetic and creepy when it’s a 65 year old man doing it to a 21 year old woman… at a press junket for the premiere of her new film, where she probably feels she can’t haul off and slap you in your skeevy face without causing a big scandal.

Chevy Chase was all over Hilary Duff at the premiere of Stay Cool during the Tribeca Film Festival this past Thursday, and no one did anything to check his lechery, including Duff– who looks like a deer caught in the headlights in some of the photos. For those of you who doubt my assertion that the picture above is a blatant attempt at sideboob groping, I have corroborating evidence. Look at this photo from the after party later that night:

Chevy Chase Fondles Hilary Duff at Tribeca Film Festival Stay Cool Afterparty

There are more, and they’re worse. If you’re still not convinced, look at these photos.

I mean, Caddyshack was a good movie and all, but that doesn’t mean you can hand-rape my Duff.

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