Comments on: Taylor Swift Wears Pants

By: Simon Jadis

Simon Jadis — Tue, 13 Nov 2012 19:22:55 +0000

THIS is the absolute best comment. I love you so much.

By: Simon Jadis

Simon Jadis — Tue, 13 Nov 2012 19:22:32 +0000

I kind of disagree with that. I’m 25 (ugh), and my friends and I will sometimes say “boys” instead of “guys.” Only sometimes do we talk about guys as “men” — it just sounds so old.

By: Simon Jadis

Simon Jadis — Tue, 13 Nov 2012 19:21:02 +0000

I understand that. I suppose that I really find it odd that she, as a celebrity, said it aloud. Admittedly, I am a control freak who is ALSO not prone to actual relationships. Friendships, sexual partners, overlap between the two? Sure.

That’s probably why I do not appreciate Taylor Swift — she’s on a quest for love and I understand that love and happiness can be found in friends, games, doing something that you love, and food.

That, and banjos scare the crap out of me. I hear them and I’m sure that there’s a lynch mob just around the corner.

By: mireee

mireee — Tue, 13 Nov 2012 19:01:44 +0000

Weirdly, I don’t find that bad? Like, I guess if you have such a high-flying career as hers it’s nice to sit on the co-pilot control and let someone else take the decisions.

By: mireee

mireee — Tue, 13 Nov 2012 19:00:18 +0000

“We never talk about fashion, about career, about our ambitions or our projects. We just talk about relationships, feelings, love, and boys.” fucking hell so she and her friends don’t even pass the Bechdel test when they’re together.

By: crab

crab — Tue, 13 Nov 2012 14:02:57 +0000

Aren’t they!! Love em!!

By: pufinstuf

pufinstuf — Tue, 13 Nov 2012 02:54:17 +0000

I have decided that maybe she is having difficulty in her love life because she is 23 and dating “boys” instead of “men.”

By: AlyLaff1002

AlyLaff1002 — Mon, 12 Nov 2012 23:22:25 +0000

Agreed. I’m getting kind of sick of it. Nope, I’m getting completely sick of it. Side note, those tan and orange heels in the fourth picture are KILLER.

By: ForgetWhatSimonSays

ForgetWhatSimonSays — Mon, 12 Nov 2012 23:17:52 +0000

You guys are seriously and compulsively obsessed with Taylor Swift. Jeeesh, please find a new person to bash every single day. Even I don’t hate on her this much. It’s a little ridiculous, and boring.

By: CranAppleSnapple

CranAppleSnapple — Mon, 12 Nov 2012 22:30:32 +0000

*headdesk* *headdesk* *headdesk*

By: Simon Jadis

Simon Jadis — Mon, 12 Nov 2012 21:23:12 +0000

First of all, I am STILL giggling about the evil sorcerer Olsen thing from yesterday. And now: “Every Taylor Swift interview makes me want to shove my head in an oven.”

You are magical.

Also, SERIOUSLY. I had better things to talk about even at 16, but I would understand if these were her conversational priorities at 16.

Also, the way that she talks about surrendering control in certain situations? She sounds like a submissive in a BDSM relationship. Please don’t let anyone mention that to her, though. I *so* do not need to hear any of my lady friends (or gay friends from more rural areas) playing banjo-filled songs about finding a new “Master.”