2PHOTOS: The 3 Worst Dressed at the 2012 EMA Awards

So right. If you thought that the “Best Dressed” was bad, the Worst Dressed is even worse, if that’s possible (which, of course it is, otherwise I’d be making myself look like a liar, and I might be many, many things, but a liar is not one of them).
Without any fanfare, here is the three worst dressed at the 2012 MTV EMA Awards, and hey. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
Number one—Kim Kardashian. Because I mean really, what the hell is this?

Two. Heidi Klum. Told you she was going to make both categories with her getups:

Last? Carly Rae Jepsen, who’s outfit choice isn’t even really all that bad—but the bangs? Oh my God, they have to go:

So, so unfortunate, guys. So unfortunate. It’s like there’s *so much* good fashion in the world, and sometimes all we get is the shit. The SHIT.











Heidi Klum’s shoes… dear god. They look like the sort of thing a cross-dressing Rumpelstiltskin would wear *shudder*
Has Kim Kardashian’s ass gotten so big that she needs all of that to cover it up?