I can’t believe myself right now, I really can’t. In all of my excitement and relief over Obama’s re-election, I’ve forgotten that some people aren’t so happy. Particularly, I’ve forgotten that our dear Victoria Jackson, our patron saint of batshit crazy, must be extremely devastated over this news.
And she is, guys. She really, really is. Let’s check out some of her tweets from the past several days, all right?
Here are the ones she posted right after Obama’s win was announced:
I can’t stop crying.
I can’t stop crying. America died.
Thanks a lot Christians, for not showing up. You disgust me.
She also posted a lot of links from this wacky conservative website about voter fraud, and a link to some quotes about communism.
Now let’s see how she’s been picking up the pieces in these past few days:
America’s dead but Jesus Christ the same yesterday, today, and forever.
The Democrat Party kicked God out of their platform and replaced Him with Romans 1. Read it: environmentalism/ homosexuality
Why can’t we have 2 countries? America Red and America Blue – only Blue people aren’t allowed to ask us for money when free phones run out
the power of the tweet is going to my head, i better take a break….or I might get as arrogant as Dictator Obama…
COINCIDENCE? OBAMA LOSES IN EVERY STATE THAT REQUIRES PHOTO ID!
Just think, if Red States secede! We could have our own media and not have to look at the face of the LIAR anymore or hear his voice! We could have The Constitution and Freedom! We could have conservatives on TV again!
last tweet of the day… Rubio and E.W. Jackson 2016 or Red States Secede
IMPEACH THE IMPOSTOR!
I have no respect for Obama Voters. You traded freedom for a free phone, a joint for a job, and a baby for sluttiness.
Obama voters will be sorry…when it’s too late.
My shock and sadness has now turned into anger. You thought I was a patriotic, Constitutionalist before-LOOK OUT!
Do you actually think there will be an election in 2016? Maybe O will make an Executive Order that he stays forever…like Chavez.
Oh my god, I feel like I’m being suffocated by all the crazy, and I’m sure at least 95% of everyone who knows anything about this past presidential election would feel the same way. If you don’t like Obama, that’s fine, and if you didn’t vote for him, that’s your right, but there’s a difference between not being psyched about the president and thinking he’s literally the devil. Victoria Jackson is out her damn mind.
And hey, Obama supporting friends, come over here for a minute. Don’t tell anyone, because I don’t want them to feel left out, but I found such a treasure yesterday that I need to share with you. Here, I’ll just slip it in your hand so no one feels uncomfortable. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did.