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16OMG Reese Witherspoon’s Baby Boy is So Cute

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Well thank heavens Reese Witherspoon went and had this baby, because for a minute, there, she was getting really, really boring. I mean, do you even remember the strange, awkward speech with Robert Pattinson at that one MTV awards show? Honestly, was she smoking some drugs that night? Because that was probably the second-most interesting thing she’s done in the past five years, maybe.

But yeah, this baby. This baby is cute! Cute, cute, cute! His name is Tennessee James Toth, and if that doesn’t sound like a writer of some sort (I know, I know; Tennessee Williams copout), then I don’t even know what does. Reese was born and raised in Tennessee, which might explain the name, so we’re going to play a little game—using the home state or region of your birth and a really generic middle name (like James or Henry or John or something), tell me: what’s your Reese Witherspoon name?

Mine would be Pennsylvania Peter. Ha. Now you go.

November 8, 2012 at 4:30 pm by Sarah
Filed Under: Reese Witherspoon

16 Responses to “OMG Reese Witherspoon’s Baby Boy is So Cute

  1. CranAppleSnapple says:

    Victoria Joy. :D

  2. Webster says:

    California Carol

  3. puddin says:

    Jacksonville Jane

  4. blah says:

    Michigan Jane. I actually kinda like that :) Sounds feisty.

  5. St. Louis Chick says:

    Missouri Kate
    (Hangs out in saloons with Michigan Jane)

  6. Liz says:

    California May. Screams “parents were hippies”.

  7. blasted1 says:

    Tulsa Tyler…sounds like a pool shark.

  8. Anonymous says:

    Texas Rose, hmm…sort of an adult film vibe

  9. Anonymous says:

    cincinnati betty

  10. Yellow Rose says:

    Okinawa Rose – kinda peaceful sounding? nuh?

  11. I’m too distracted by these cute toesies!!!

  12. missmolly says:

    Georgia Ann

  13. mireee says:

    Valencia Kate

  14. St. Louis Chick says:

    This was fun!

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