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Love It or Leave It: Scarlett Johansson’s New Tattoo

A photo of Scarlett Johansson

I don’t think I’ve ever rolled my eyes so hard in my whole entire life. “Lucky you,” really? Really, Scarlett Johansson? This is what you want on your body forever?

I don’t care if Scarlett here is super hot (which, duh, of course she is), this is just dumb. There’s a difference between being confident and being cocky, and there’s even a small area of cocky that’s ok as long as you can back it up, but this isn’t anywhere near that. This is cocky to the max. And it’s permanent. I can’t even get over this.

Also, it’s not even a good tattoo. Shouldn’t Scarlett Johansson be able to afford really good tattoos? If she’s going to get a dumb horseshoe on her ribs, she could at least be able to afford a tattoo artist who could center it properly, and probably she could afford one who does tattoos that don’t look like a doodle from a seven-year-old.

But what do you think? Do you love it?

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