Or in the case of that photo up there, All Her Best Cryptkeeper Faces. See, my parents have this dog (it’s actually the Family Dog from when I was just a kid), and we joke around that he’s the Cryptkeeper because he’s literally twenty-one years old. I’m going to be thirty in June, and this dog is twenty-one. Which means that the dog my parents gifted me in my ninth year, is still alive and well. And making faces like Katie Holmes. No, seriously, here’s a photo of this mutt:
His name’s Mip. And here’s Camel Mip:
And Britney Spears Mip:
And Chris Brown Mip:
But the bottom line is that Katie Holmes should not be making these faces in public, because they are JUST. NOT. GOOD.