Ok, probably. Channing Tatum is probably going to be People magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive. Like, we’re pretty sure about it.
Gossip Con got a tip that on November 14th, Channing will be announced as the sexiest of all living men. That seems like a good bet, right? Two words: Magic Mike. And a few more words: do you remember when Magic Mike came out and 95% of all the women in the world absolutely flipped their shit, and your great aunt was posting weird things about it on Facebook, and you saw groups of ladies holding hands and squealing about hot male strippers while you were just trying to buy tickets for the Katy Perry movie? Because I really, really remember that. And it was mildly traumatizing.
Anyway, People commented on this rumor by saying that they weren’t going to comment on it. Regardless, I’m pretty sure this is going to be right. Channing Tatum has been on fire this year, hasn’t he? Personally, I didn’t get it at all – I saw The Vow, and it was all right, but it didn’t make me feel a ton of feelings for him or anything – until I watched 21 Jump Street and half of Step Up. And sorry, but he’s charming as hell. I still don’t think he’s the Sexiest Man Alive, but I get it. And, of course, he makes a whole, whole lot more sense than last year’s choice. Bradley Cooper, remember? Ridiculous.
What do you guys think? Do you love this guy? Do I need to see Magic Mike? Let’s discuss this.