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Just-in Time for the Holidays: The Bieber Sex Doll

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A Justin Bieber sex doll. How much do you want to make a bet that Justin and his camp decide to sue—and demand at least half of the profits from all sex doll sales. Ick.

Here’s the official product description from the doll’s manufacturer, Pipedream:

Meet Just-In Beaver, the barely legal boy-toy who’s waited 18 long years to stick his lil’ dicky in something sticky! When he’s not busy beating up paparazzi or beating off, he’s up to his high-tops in hot Hollywood tail! But the Beave-ster doesn’t have this effect just on women — he turns straight men gay faster than you can peel his skinny jeans off! So what are you waiting for, inflate this lil’ pricks’s ego even more and have your very own Beaver bash!

Oh dear God, guys. If this isn’t a sign of the end of days, I don’t know what is.

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