Is anyone else a little shocked that they didn’t dress up as literal love bears? That would have been an awesome idea. They could have gotten bear suits and hot glued little hearts all over them, and then Jennifer could cling to Casper all night while he had his hand slipped in her purse. Because that’s what kind of love bears they are.
Meanwhile, here’s a much, much more awesome costume:
That’s a photo of The Rock as The Incredible Hulk, obviously. Also obvious: the glory of this costume.
Ok, ok, here’s one more:
That’s Paris Hilton as – wait for it – Honey Boo Boo Child. Isn’t that awful? She doesn’t even have a bottle of Red Bull and Mountain Dew. F-, Paris Hilton, that’s your grade for Halloween.
But what did you guys get into last night?