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15Caption This: Last Week’s Photo and This Week’s Winner

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It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!

We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!

The winner on last week’s Rihanna photo: Erica
“This time Chris Brown tried to blow up Rihanna but bitch still insists she’s in love and indestructable.”

First runner-up: Steven McCloud
“Porn movie title: DICKstruction! Guy: Sorry honey, I thought I’d be alright driving while you gave me a blowjob. Girl: It’s ok. C’mon let’s go. I’m still horny.”

Second runner-up: Anonyous
“Damn girl! Why did you have to go and ask him who he was texting?”

Congrats to Erica! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap! (And for the love of God, check your damn email if you want to win the prize! The first runner-up will be notified that they’re getting the prize if you don’t claim it, guys!)

October 30, 2012 at 11:30 am by Sarah
Filed Under: Caption This

15 Responses to “Caption This: Last Week’s Photo and This Week’s Winner”

  1. Chaz says:

    “The King is dead, long live the Queen… HUZZAH HUZZAH HUZZAH!!!

  2. Huronlad says:

    Joe is modeling the clothes his special friend T.C. has bought for him. The sunglasses hide the beginnings of dead eyes.

  3. Bubblez says:

    This yellow sweater wasn’t the only thing that recently came out of my closet… Matching yellow kicks!!!

  4. nevarre says:

    I lost my purse… Have anyone seen my purse? What? It’s pale yellow of courth, silly !

  5. malibou says:

    Duh! If I were a bumblebee, I’d have stripes on my sweater.

  6. Lien says:

    Ellen Degeneres without the covergirl makeup.

  7. Danika says:

    fresh out of Elton John’s intense fashion bootcamp

  8. monkeysuit says:

    Girl who’sss up for sssome interior desssigning?

  9. gus says:

    Gary Busey circa 1980

  10. jaylew says:

    One Man One Cup

  11. RapperD says:

    “Black N Yellow, Black N Yellow…
    tryin’ to attract da Fellows!”

  12. opentuned says:

    Who in buggeration am I and how did I end up in these shoes?

  13. Trisssh says:

    I’ve captured a glimpse of this rare, illusive, yellow ape in its natural habitat downtown with its hot beverage and creepy stareeee

  14. Phreddy says:

    Mia Farrow survived Woody Allen AND Hurricane Sandy!

  15. MJRyan says:

    Joe Simpson: “This weeks Caption Contest, like me, is gay!”

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