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Caption This: Last Week’s Photo and This Week’s Winner

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It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!

We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!

The winner on last week’s Rihanna photo: Erica
“This time Chris Brown tried to blow up Rihanna but bitch still insists she’s in love and indestructable.”

First runner-up: Steven McCloud
“Porn movie title: DICKstruction! Guy: Sorry honey, I thought I’d be alright driving while you gave me a blowjob. Girl: It’s ok. C’mon let’s go. I’m still horny.”

Second runner-up: Anonyous
“Damn girl! Why did you have to go and ask him who he was texting?”

Congrats to Erica! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap! (And for the love of God, check your damn email if you want to win the prize! The first runner-up will be notified that they’re getting the prize if you don’t claim it, guys!)

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