I always think it’s just so remarkable that Lindsay Lohan never, ever stops and thinks “the thing that I’m saying right now is completely ridiculous.” I get that her brain is probably sprinkled with meth and floating in vodka these days, but it still just blows my mind that she says these stupid things, over and over, and everyone calls her out on it, and she still never considers the possibility that something is wrong with her think box.
But hey, how about that hurricane thing? Trust me, that awkward transition will make sense in a minute, but really, how about it? In my neck of the woods, it’s just super cold and very mildly windy, and it’s snowing in the South in October, which is weird, but obviously, it could be about a zillion times worse. Sarah told you guys this morning about what’s going on in her part of the world, and I’m sure many of you guys are dealing with it yourselves. It is, after all, kind of a big deal.
But Lindsay has some advice for you guys:
Yeah, guys, just chill out about Sally or whatever! Think positive, and snort a few lines, and it’ll be such a party. It’ll be like you’re time traveling to a time without electricity and heat and the delicious wonders of canned food. Embrace that.
She is so stupid, I just can’t even deal.