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9Today in Stupid Lindsay Lohan Tweets

A photo of Lindsay Lohan

I always think it’s just so remarkable that Lindsay Lohan never, ever stops and thinks “the thing that I’m saying right now is completely ridiculous.” I get that her brain is probably sprinkled with meth and floating in vodka these days, but it still just blows my mind that she says these stupid things, over and over, and everyone calls her out on it, and she still never considers the possibility that something is wrong with her think box.

But hey, how about that hurricane thing? Trust me, that awkward transition will make sense in a minute, but really, how about it? In my neck of the woods, it’s just super cold and very mildly windy, and it’s snowing in the South in October, which is weird, but obviously, it could be about a zillion times worse. Sarah told you guys this morning about what’s going on in her part of the world, and I’m sure many of you guys are dealing with it yourselves. It is, after all, kind of a big deal.

But Lindsay has some advice for you guys:

Yeah, guys, just chill out about Sally or whatever! Think positive, and snort a few lines, and it’ll be such a party. It’ll be like you’re time traveling to a time without electricity and heat and the delicious wonders of canned food. Embrace that.

She is so stupid, I just can’t even deal.

October 29, 2012 at 5:30 pm by Emily
Filed Under: Lindsay Lohan

9 Responses to “Today in Stupid Lindsay Lohan Tweets”

  1. Webster says:

    This moron is nervous about the debates but wonders why everyone is in “such a panic” about Sally. She is beyond clueless, in her fuzzy state of mind, I wonder if she even knows how stupid she comes across. To me, she is nothing but a babbling idiot who wants attention so bad, she will do or say anything to get it.

  2. mireee says:

    Ahahahaha oh my God.

  3. crab says:

    Wow! I have no words! I live in Boston and although we didn’t get a direct hit like NY or NJ it was still CARAZY!! I have never seen such high winds like that in my life! Luckily I only lost my cable, internet and phone but millions up and down the East coast lost their electricity, trees fallen on cars and houses and the flooding along the coast was heartbreaking! She is such a twit! She live in Lohanland and I really hope someday she gets a reality check and has to live like the rest of us! I don’t know who I hate the most Lindsay or Rhianna!! It’s a real close race!

  4. jghjh says:

    The wisdom of the cracken

  5. Chuck says:

    Lindsay’s probably thinking of the drink called a “hurricane” and can’t fathom why anyone couldn’t slam a bunch of those without any problem.

  6. laura says:

    Lindsay, the world will be a more peaceful place when you die of and overdose. You stupid twit!

  7. Jean says:

    This is beyond stupid.

  8. Ed Spitzer says:

    Stupid? YES. But I’d still like to take a ride on her.

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