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Love It or Leave It: Emma Roberts’ Halloween Costume

A photo of Emma Roberts

I know I don’t need to explain this to most of you, but I also know that you know that I will anyway. This is a photo of Emma Roberts. She is the niece of Julia Roberts. Julia Roberts most famous, beloved role is, in my very good opinion, the role of Vivian in Pretty Woman. Vivian, in the most simplest of terms, was a hooker with a heart of gold. And she also wore this same exact outfit.

Ok, now it’s time for real talk: this is so lame. This is the lamest. This is so lame that I can’t even come up for reasons to explain why it’s so lame. Like, it would probably be a pretty ok costume if you saw it on some girl at the club, but even then it would just be interesting in a “how did you even find this stuff?” way as opposed to a “wow, great costume!” way. But the fact that this girl just happens to be Julia Roberts’ niece, it’s just annoying. It’s annoying because it’s not creative at all*, and it’s annoying because it’s an obvious display of “hey, everybody, I’m related to Julia Roberts!” I give it a D+, what about you guys?

*I didn’t dress up last year because I wanted to stay in and watch scary movies, but the year before I got this black dress absolutely covered in rhinestones, black tights, and sequined shoes, and I covered myself in glitter. I got glitter spray and glitter lotion and loose glitter, and tons of glitter makeup. I was herpes. Get it? It’s a metaphor. Glitter is known as the herpes of the craft world, and that night, glitter was known as the herpes of my friends’ homes and cars. It was great, trust me.

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