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12Love It or Leave It: Emma Roberts’ Halloween Costume

A photo of Emma Roberts

I know I don’t need to explain this to most of you, but I also know that you know that I will anyway. This is a photo of Emma Roberts. She is the niece of Julia Roberts. Julia Roberts most famous, beloved role is, in my very good opinion, the role of Vivian in Pretty Woman. Vivian, in the most simplest of terms, was a hooker with a heart of gold. And she also wore this same exact outfit.

Ok, now it’s time for real talk: this is so lame. This is the lamest. This is so lame that I can’t even come up for reasons to explain why it’s so lame. Like, it would probably be a pretty ok costume if you saw it on some girl at the club, but even then it would just be interesting in a “how did you even find this stuff?” way as opposed to a “wow, great costume!” way. But the fact that this girl just happens to be Julia Roberts’ niece, it’s just annoying. It’s annoying because it’s not creative at all*, and it’s annoying because it’s an obvious display of “hey, everybody, I’m related to Julia Roberts!” I give it a D+, what about you guys?

*I didn’t dress up last year because I wanted to stay in and watch scary movies, but the year before I got this black dress absolutely covered in rhinestones, black tights, and sequined shoes, and I covered myself in glitter. I got glitter spray and glitter lotion and loose glitter, and tons of glitter makeup. I was herpes. Get it? It’s a metaphor. Glitter is known as the herpes of the craft world, and that night, glitter was known as the herpes of my friends’ homes and cars. It was great, trust me.

October 28, 2012 at 8:00 am by Emily
Filed Under: Emma Roberts

12 Responses to “Love It or Leave It: Emma Roberts’ Halloween Costume”

  1. Harriet Meadow says:

    I actually think it’s cute and clever. I also think that Emma Roberts’ body looks a heck of a lot like Julia’s did in the movie! Legs for days, little waist, nice curvy hips… Anyway, I like it. Also, did you see that Avril Lavigne’s ex (that dude from Sum 41) dressed up as Avril for Halloween and his girlfriend (some model) dressed up as that Chad dude from Nickelback? Hilarious.

  2. Toonsis says:

    They look hiiiiigh.

  3. CalliD says:

    I think it’s a bit weird…

  4. cocopuffsaredelicious says:

    I like that she wore that I think its a neat nod to her aunt

  5. mireee says:

    Isn’t that the lad from American Horror Story, the rapist?

  6. Anonymous says:

    this bitch is dating evan peters! HATE

  7. livwho says:

    I think your herpes costume is more annoying than anything Emma Roberts will ever wear, period. Fucking stupid.

  8. Leelee says:

    Oh Nepotism Roberts. She makes me feel awkward with how hard she tries to appear to not be trying so damn hard.
    Hah I love the herpes costume idea! I made a flapper dress this year, and although it looked good the bloody tassels were the bane of my life. I keep finding them on every floor in my house.

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