Comments on: Mariah Carey Got The Most Serious Massage

By: crab

crab — Mon, 29 Oct 2012 14:54:13 +0000

That’s a serious moose knuckle!

By: Marla

Marla — Sun, 28 Oct 2012 16:27:31 +0000

This photo is so disturbing… Hope the masseuse didn’t get too close to that camel cause, it looks as if it might bite.

By: mireee

mireee — Sun, 28 Oct 2012 13:30:19 +0000

I love how it’s the go-to image they use when they have no photo to illustrate the story. That’s why I love EBG so much.

By: Liz

Liz — Sun, 28 Oct 2012 01:43:07 +0000

Right!?!? I was expecting this post to end with “….and an 8 hr massage gave her a diva size camel toe that she couldn’t shake off for a week.”

By: nanette briggs

nanette briggs — Sat, 27 Oct 2012 22:49:04 +0000

That’s a serious camel toe!

By: Simon Jadis

Simon Jadis — Sat, 27 Oct 2012 22:05:12 +0000

Massages are awesome . . . if you’re at a spa or, more likely and more affordably, if you get one from a friend. I wanted to get pizza one time and a friend didn’t have the budget for it, so I bought him one and he gave me a backrub until the pizza arrived.

So good for Mariah Carey. I would do crazy stuff like that all of the time if I were rich. I MEAN THAT I WILL WHEN I AM RICH. #determination

I hope that my masseur likes superhero cartoons, because I am going to marathon those.

By: Harriet Meadow

Harriet Meadow — Sat, 27 Oct 2012 21:09:51 +0000

I haven’t gotten many massages, mostly because I’ve always been on a tight budget, but the few times I’ve splurged and gotten one, I’ve always tried really hard not to fall asleep, because I don’t want to miss something that I’m paying so much for. Clearly Mariah Carey doesn’t really care about “wasting” money by sleeping through a massage…