Comments on: I Know! The Source of Courtney Stodden’s Superpower is Her Skankiness!

By: Penny Ruxpin

Penny Ruxpin — Sat, 27 Oct 2012 19:49:32 +0000

I didn’t notice the timing there… You must be some sort of gossip genius.

*not sarcasm.
**genuinely impressed by that observation.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Sat, 27 Oct 2012 05:12:01 +0000

right? her bra situation really perplexes me…

By: Erica

Erica — Sat, 27 Oct 2012 02:12:55 +0000

I wish she would wear a bra that fits!

By: Randi

Randi — Sat, 27 Oct 2012 00:02:08 +0000

What I absolutely love about her adamant refusal to change how she dresses, or the way she looks is the fact that the second Playboy said they weren’t interested she gives herself a complete makeover.

By: Angry Pirate

Angry Pirate — Sat, 27 Oct 2012 00:00:01 +0000

ROFLMAO!

Power of the pusswah! (And, yes, that is a double entendre.)

*cue superman up up and away music*

“Women … all across the land … can now wear lucite or black stripper heels and dress like crap in total prognostication to man’s objectification of women!”

*cue Courtney in a crotchless Wonder Woman’s suit* (sorry for that visual. It had to be done.)

“Now, from her matchbox Hollywood fortress of nude cookie baking, comes COURTNEY and”

*cue close up of said crotch in Bruce Lee zoom*

“her POWAH PUSSAH!”

*cue close up of her gob with duck lips and fake wind blowing her hair*

“Take that, you pentagons of good taste!” (In scratchy smoker-voice)

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