Did you guys hear? Kim Kardashian‘s on this big weight-loss kick that involves eating healthy and exercising, and do you know what Kanye West got his girl for her thirty-second birthday? Hint: it wasn’t an engagement ring. Nope, it was a chocolate cake. A chocolate cake. Or rather, a cake “covered” in chocolate. Reward for “losing so much weight”? Maybe. Certainly not a gesture of impending marriage, however. From Us Weekly:
After whisking his girlfriend away to Italy for a romantic, celebratory getaway this past weekend, Kanye West had one final surprise up his sleeve for birthday girl Kim Kardashian, who turned 32 on Sunday, Oct. 21.
During dessert at the Angel Ball in NYC Monday night, “Kanye surprised Kim with a birthday cake covered in chocolate,” a witness tells Us Weekly. “She looked genuinely surprised and thanked Kanye with a kiss!”
I love the part where it says that she “looked genuinely surprised,” and how she “thanked Kanye” with a kiss. LOL Talk about let down, you know? I mean, honestly. We all knew she was angling for the engagement ring, and when she got a chocolate-covered cake instead, can you imagine how it must have rocked her world? Ha. She probably ate the entire cake, all by herself, in hopes that the ring was buried somewhere within it. But honestly, even though she lost out on the ring, she did win—an entire chocolate cake, all to herself. And that’s probably the best thing that could have come from all of this.
Who would buy tainted milk? Especially when the cow is free …
You’re right, I would never be with a man who has had sex before marriage. I mean, if a guy can’t value himself, how can he expect me to value him? For women it’s different, obviously, because we have sexual needs that need to be fulfilled, but guys should understand if they are easy no woman is ever going to want to marry them.
you’re my fave, mireee
Kim and Kanye are perfect for each other, I hope they never separate.
Obviously she’s sucking in as hard as she can. Paparazzi photos show the true “weight loss” or lack there of. Anyone can angle themselves perfectly on instagram. COME ON
Why does her ass change sizes so much?!
suck it in! and….laxatives. ‘nough said.
What’s the point of her faking more pictures when she’s just going to go outside bare-assed tomorrow and we’ll see the giant penis head she calls her ass again?
Oh my god, stop. I can’t unsee it. Her ass DOES look like a giant penis head. Oh god.
Heeeheheheeh! :D
What a joke! Anyone else notice the clothes in her “messy my stuff is everywhere oops here is a photo of me looking fab” backdrop were laid flat and still on hangers?
Whoa, I never really believed she’d had a rear implant before, but now I see it. I guess the implant was to “lift” a pear-shaped or drooping bottom.
ya’ll are morons if ya don’t know a photoslopped foto …
did she also get normal size legs and become 10 inches taller ..
get real idiots !
she’s a fat fukin slob with short ass twisted legs & garbage bag booty END OF STORY !LOL
BUNCHA DUM IDIOTS HAHAHAHA
YA’LL BELIEVE KANYE IS SO DUMB TO MARRY THIS SKANK ??????????????????????????????