Christina Aguilera‘s last album is from the future, and that’s why no one bought it. [The Superficial]
Ashanti and Nelly are still together despite all that heroin. [Lainey Gossip]
Celebrity wardrobe malfunctions. [Splash]
All of Angelina’s kids are in ‘Maleficent’. [Starpulse]
Another Brown, another arrest. [TMZ]
Photos from your childhood. [theBERRY]
Robert Pattinson says sex with Kristen Stewart is “ridiculous.” [Huff Po]
Jennifer Lopez exposes a BREAST. [Hollywood PQ]
Do people not want a gay Superman? [Socialite Life]
Telltale signs that Lindsay Lohan is smoking crack. [Bohomoth]
Jessica Simpson’s father is secretly gay. [Cele|bitchy]
Emma Watson is going back to school. [Cele|bitchy]
Dawson‘s new show and how it’s bombing. [Popbytes]
Next up: the Bar Refaeli Nudes Instagram account. [IDLYITW]
PHOTOS: Jon Hamm has white powder all over his nose. [Amy Grindhouse]
Post-baby Reese Witherspoon. [I’m Not Obsessed]
The Jessica Biel upskirt. [G Celeb]
Ooh, I wonder who he’s going to get pregnant first! [Bossip]
Mariah Carey’s daughter wears glasses and she’s SO CUTE. [Lainey Gossip]
Jon Hamm‘s penis in full force. [The Superficial]