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16Love It or Leave It: I Don’t Love What Kristen Stewart’s Doing Here

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Well break out your calendars and mark this day down, guys: today is the first day in a long time (and maybe even ever) that Kristen Stewart did something fashion-wise that I actually kind of hate. For those of you who, like me, think that Kristen Stewart can generally do no wrong (outside extramarital affairs), you should probably tune out. You just don’t need to see this. For those of you who feel like Kristen Stewart is a big, stupid, awkward fool with no fashion sense whatever? You and I are on the same page today, guys, so shh. Let’s keep that between us, alright?

So this is what Kristen wore to a recent ‘Breaking Dawn Part 2′ thing, and honestly, the onesie (?) looks like something you’d see on ‘Alice in Wonderland’. It makes me want to knock a bitch down and play Wizard’s Chess on her. The shoes are flat-out ugly, and really, anything that looks like it’s trapping your foot is just bad in my book, but that’s because I’m short, and things like that make me look shorter. I’m biased. The hair is flat-out greasy-looking, and her makeup is too pale for the outfit and too shimmery for her pallid complexion.

Shall I continue? OK: The way she’s standing makes me think of oral sex, and then I think of buck-toothed Rupert Sanders doing his buck-toothed thing down there, and really, that’s the last thing Kristen should want people to be thinking about amidst the ‘Breaking Dawn’ madness that’s to ensue. All in all, she looks like she smells, and that’s never a good look to go with, especially when the term “oral sex” is being thrown around.

It’s a fail, guys. A big, fat, checkerboard fail.

October 24, 2012 at 6:30 am by Sarah
Filed Under: Kristen Stewart

16 Responses to “Love It or Leave It: I Don’t Love What Kristen Stewart’s Doing Here”

  1. puddin says:

    Love it. Her expression is off though… maybe a different photo from the night would do her more favors.

  2. Pearly Queen says:

    What are you talking about? She looks great.

  3. AlyLaff1002 says:

    SHE looks beautiful but the short checkered jumpsuit is just ridiculous.

  4. jenn says:

    I don’t think of her as elegant or conventionally good-looking—at events she just looks like a dour kid who’s desperate to get out of her dress and into pajama pants. She always looks slightly “off” to me.

    That said: wow, runway fashion looks really, really great on her. I love this. Love everything, love those shoes. Perfect makeup, too—she looks rad with severe eye makeup. And her natural “I’m way too good for this shit” snarl totally sells the outfit. She should stick with the weird stuff, yeah. She looks terrific like this.

  5. hhgdhd says:

    I really like it. Sure, it’s weird as all hell, but it looks great on her.

  6. ltc says:

    If it was just checkered shorts and a plain black top, I’d be super into it! The top part is awful!

    I think everything else looks great!

  7. kate says:

    i know it’s probably just the angle/makeup/the face she’s making but she actually kind of looks like Lindsay Lohan in that picture.
    NOT trying to be mean or invite rude comparisons, simply making an observation.

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  11. mhurley says:

    I think this outfit is absolutely amazing! And she is wearing heels!!!!!

  12. plz says:

    She looks beautiful.

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