It’s a vibrator. Alicia Silverstone wants to sell you a vibrator.
Here’s her pitch:
Ok, ladies– sometimes it’s nice to have a little extra…something…when you’re getting it on (solo, with your partner…whatever floats your boat). There is one personal massager company that’s actually Kinder than all the rest.
These vibrators from Leaf come in a bunch of different shapes, all inspired by nature. I like that they look natural and feminine…like leaves and flowers…not scary. Plus they’re made from phalate-free, super-soft (and safe) silicone, and they use rechargeable batteries. And they’re shipped to you in packaging that’s not only discrete, but made from recycled materials.
There’s a few different varieties so you can pick one that speaks to you. It’s nice to know that you can get your green on and your groove on at the same time!
It makes sense that a lady who feeds her child by chewing food and spitting it in his mouth would be into eco-friendly sex toys, but you know what doesn’t make sense? How a vibrator can be shaped like leaves and flowers.
Oh, but wait:
Who’s buying one, huh? Treat your genitals to a leaf! Go wild!*
*These are actually pretty cute and not at all terrifying, so I’d totally support you in this.