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Hey, Guess What Alicia Silverstone Wants to Sell You

A photo of Alicia Silverstone

It’s a vibrator. Alicia Silverstone wants to sell you a vibrator.

Here’s her pitch:

Ok, ladies– sometimes it’s nice to have a little extra…something…when you’re getting it on (solo, with your partner…whatever floats your boat). There is one personal massager company that’s actually Kinder than all the rest.

These vibrators from Leaf come in a bunch of different shapes, all inspired by nature. I like that they look natural and feminine…like leaves and flowers…not scary. Plus they’re made from phalate-free, super-soft (and safe) silicone, and they use rechargeable batteries. And they’re shipped to you in packaging that’s not only discrete, but made from recycled materials.

There’s a few different varieties so you can pick one that speaks to you. It’s nice to know that you can get your green on and your groove on at the same time!

It makes sense that a lady who feeds her child by chewing food and spitting it in his mouth would be into eco-friendly sex toys, but you know what doesn’t make sense? How a vibrator can be shaped like leaves and flowers.

Oh, but wait:

Who’s buying one, huh? Treat your genitals to a leaf! Go wild!*

*These are actually pretty cute and not at all terrifying, so I’d totally support you in this.

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  • when did alicia silverstone got a white towel on her on the couch completely naked and needs more pictures of her completely naked on the couch making love does she stayed completely naked or go get her clothes on this is what I need answers to these questions on here so is alicia silverstone naked or has her clothes on right now can I see her completely naked in a towel right now and alicia silverstone if you reading this right now can I see you completely naked in a towel on the couch and nobody else but you so that I can have more pictures of you completely naked in a white towel on the couch

    • do you know if there are any pictures of alicia silverstone on the couch making love cause I need more of them and read what I have on here cause I need to know if you can help me out on here so just think about it no need to hurry but just reply back on here so I know your listing on here and alicia silverstone is also listing too so please help me out on here and I might just send something out to people if they want them so please reply back on here if you can help me out on here and I will be sending out something soon I’ll update more as soon as it come available but for now take your time to think about this and remember alicia silverstone is in a white towel on the couch making love and need more pictures of that so do you have anything at all that’s all for now

  • for everyone out there that know if there are more pictures of Alicia Sliverstone the babysitter making love on the couch please let me know also on youtube the babysitter part 5 in not available and want to know why cause she in a white towel and I want to see it again and again and so on I want pictures of her in the white towel kissing him on the couch so who want to have sex with her please place your name on here and that all your clothes are off and your completely naked ready to have sex with Alicia Sliverstone and that all your clothes are in your room are in the trash and when did you left your parents and anyone seen you completely naked in public when did you got completely naked and where are you completely naked at then you might be with her forever so just read this and reply back on here if you want to have sex with her right now this is only for anyone that want to be with Alicia Sliverstone completely naked together forever with no more clothes ever and tell me how it went cause it is forever and to tell me about youtube and the pictures of her making love on the couch so place take your time and reply when your ready to do this on here with her

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