This is a video of that interview I told you about a few days ago, remember? That interview that Kristen Stewart did to promote her Balenciaga perfume that was supposed to last for thirty minutes and wrapped up after about sixteen. Because Kristen Stewart was being too awkward to live.
But no, I get it. I’m not trying to hate on her right now. I can’t imagine anyone being able to talk about a perfume for half an hour, especially when the interviewer keeps asking the same questions over and over (“no really, about that movie thing”). And who thought it would be a good idea to have Kristen do a live interview anyway? Certainly it wasn’t anyone who has ever met or heard of Kristen Stewart. And why did Kristen take this job anyway if she’s so bad at talking? So many questions are going unanswered.
Anyway, I challenge you to watch this entire video. Bonus points if you can keep from jiggling your leg and messing with your fingernails.