So that intervention thing we were talking about last night? It was totally shut down by Lindsay, because naturally, she’s not taking drugs of any sort or ingesting any kind of alcoholic beverages, so why in the world would she need a staged intervention to send her off to the appropriate rehab?
Nope, sources (ahem, Lindsay and her boyfriend*) are saying that Michael Lohan caused this whole mess because he’s trying to get back at her for the whole “Dad! Mom’s on cocaine and she’s the devil!” thing that happened last weekend, and what better way than to make him look like a complete and total liar? But wait—it gets better. Turns out the story’s half-true: Michael DID show up at Lindsay’s front door, demanding to take her 100 miles away to some secluded treatment facility for her many, many demons, but Lindsay and her boyfriend* slammed the door in Daddy-O’s face. Then they called the police, saying that he was trespassing, and made statements to the media that Lindsay is more committed than ever before to remaining sober and not completely cracked-out.
*So Lindsay has a boyfriend now? Is that’s what’s happening here? Because honestly, whether or not she’s worth any kind of money at all these days, I cannot think of any person, male or female, who’d even remotely consider engaging in sexual relations with Lindsay Lohan, and it’s not because she’s got meth-teeth and granny gitch (OK, well it’s not entirely because she’s got meth-teeth and granny gitch).