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Taylor Swift Says Dating a Teenager is Hard, Guys

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From In Touch:

Looks like more teardrops will be falling from Taylor Swift’s guitar! In Touch can reveal that after a summer of love in Hyannis Port, Mass., the 22-year-old is not happy with her romance of just three months with Conor Kennedy, 18.

“She’s been complaining that love with a teenager is hard,” says a source. “She’s tried everything possible, but the long distance is getting to her.”

When Taylor does finally get to see Conor, spending time together is a challenge. He attends Deerfield Academy – where he’s a high school junior despite his age – and the prestigious prep school has strict rules that clash with Swift’s more mature lifestyle.

“He has to be back to his dorm by 9:45 pm during the week… and 11:30 on Saturday nights.”

Ugh, can you even imagine what Taylor‘s next ex hit song will be like? I don’t know, guys, but I have to say—this girl makes me want to punch her in her googly, starry-eyed head. She’s emotionally retarded, overly theatrical with her grandiose gestures of love, embarrassing, and clingy—and those are four things that pretty much ruin me on a person, indeed. Do I sound like a heartless, soulless bitch who doesn’t remember what it’s like to be sixteen? Because I’m not. I just left sixteen at sixteen, which is more than I can say for Taylor here, who’s going to be twenty-three in a few weeks.

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  • The kid is 18 and a Junior?

    His ass better get in gear! The Kennedy’s lobotomize their failures.

    Then again, an ice-pick in the eyeball or Taylor Swift. Hm …

    *philosoraptor pose*

    … ice-pick in eyeball … Taylor Swift …

    Thankfully, I have to choose neither.

    What does that say about Taylor Swift?

    Her emotional equal is a mentally challenged 18 year old.

  • Ugh. People who go to schools like that are so weird. I would never do that to my children.

    Also, I can’t sympathize with her. “Gee it must be so hard dating an 18-year-old guy,” is just not something that I can say without my voice being filled with spite. She’s not the only twenty-something with cougar-eyes.

    But if her emotional maturity were beyond that of a fifteen-year-old, it would be really nice. Also, I saw a commercial with her in it and her bangs were every bit as stupid as one might imagine.

    • I went to a school like that. I chose to go, and I loved it – I made great friends, learned how to take care of myself, and was actually challenged academically (in fact, college was a breeze afterwards). Of course, you do have your typical bunch of dumb jocks from rich and famous families attending, but not everyone is like that, and it can be a really wonderful experience. But more to the point, yes, Taylor Swift is stupid.