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Rihanna’s Dad Wants Rihanna to Marry Chris Brown

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No, really. I know this is probably pretty surprising, considering the fact that Rihanna’s dad came out last week saying that he loves Chris Brown, but honestly, guys, he wants his daughter to marry the dude that beat the piss out of her that one time three years ago. And this is what he said:

“The family loved Chris Brown before they even met him. I always thought he was extremely talented. He always gave me great respect. Whatever makes her happy. I hope one day she will get married. Everyone adores Chris; he’s a super guy.”

I could seriously, seriously vomit. Is this, like, the Barbadian version of Michael Lohan, or what? This botard, publicly fellating Chris Brown and his TALENT and all of his SUPER-NESS and everything else … it positively reeks of a publicity dick-move. It’s like this guy wants nothing more than Rihanna to marry into (more) fame, and it doesn’t even matter what has to happen in order for this to … well, to happen. And that’s sad, guys. Pathetic.

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  • Suddenly, I understand why Rihanna does not understand why we all see Chris Brown as a horrible monster who should be banished or slain. If your parent, of all people, doesn’t want Chris Brown dead every day of his life after what he did to you, your upbringing and state-of-mind must be so twisted and compromised. It’s horrifying to contemplate.

    • Was her dad even in her life? I don’t know many fathers who’d look so kindly on a woman-beating faux “tough guy”.

      If that had been my daughter and this douche Chris Brown did that to her, he’d better stay out of the state I lived in.

  • Rihanna’s parents are pure trash. Where is her mother in all of this? The father and CB have karma coming in a big way. None of this is going to end well.