5Are Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel Getting Married Right Now?!?!?!
Probably, you guys. Probably, right at this very moment, they’re kissing for the very first time as husband and wife. Ok, and just now Jessica Biel started sobbing with joy. That’s still happening. Still happening, ok, and just now, Justin Timberlake winked at a bridesmaid.
Of course, I can’t be sure that that’s exactly what’s going on, but I bet I’m pretty close. See, Justin and Jess, eternal lovebirds, are in Italy right now, and so is Andy Samberg and important people in the music business and probably Lance Bass. There are pictures, even. And why would all these people be gathering in Italy?
Because Jessica finally has this thing on lock. Congrats, girl. Very well played.
i DIED laughing at ” and just now, Justin Timberlake winked at a bridesmaid”
LMFAO
I agree that this girl has paid some major dues to land this dud, I mean, dude. She is going to be very, very sorry and a whole lot sooner than she thinks because J.T. isn’t husband material at all!
Eh…. Just like Britney, Jessica is gonna get tired of wearing the strap-on
DUDE her fake upper lip is like a slug! if it gets any bigger, it’ll touch her nose when she smiles! no me gustaaaaa
Jessica has a soul-partner gal-friend she took to France.. oopsie