Probably, you guys. Probably, right at this very moment, they’re kissing for the very first time as husband and wife. Ok, and just now Jessica Biel started sobbing with joy. That’s still happening. Still happening, ok, and just now, Justin Timberlake winked at a bridesmaid.
Of course, I can’t be sure that that’s exactly what’s going on, but I bet I’m pretty close. See, Justin and Jess, eternal lovebirds, are in Italy right now, and so is Andy Samberg and important people in the music business and probably Lance Bass. There are pictures, even. And why would all these people be gathering in Italy?
Because Jessica finally has this thing on lock. Congrats, girl. Very well played.