So these guys are allegedly back together, and all of the photo agencies are throwing terms like “cozying up” and “laughing and chatting” all over the place at some restaurant, and why not? I mean, yeah, just because Kristen Stewart completely ruined many a ‘Twilight’ lovers’ dream by “just making out” with director Rupert Sanders (in public—like a ninth grader on a field trip) there’s no reason that Kristen and Robert shouldn’t be “cozying up” and “laughing and chatting” like nothing happened.
You know … God. I just don’t know how I feel about this guys, but you want to hear one thing I am sure about? I’m pretty sure I’m starting to think this whole thing definitely might have been a stunt to begin with—for the express purpose of the ‘Twilight’ franchise, of course—because I know if someone cheated on *me*, per se, I wouldn’t exactly feel all chatty and humorous and friendly when it came to my first “public” reunion with them. No, even if it were just for the sake of public perception, I’d probably want to be reported all surly and distracted and eye-rolly if I were Robert Pattinson. Something’s just not right about this whole thing, you know? From the way the affair broke to the “statement” Kristen released and even now, to the way that their “reunion” is being reported. Fishy, fishy, fishy.
That being said, I’m still totally going to see ‘Breaking Dawn: Part 2’ in theaters. It’s happening, and you can judge me for it all you want. I don’t even care anymore, OK?