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Katy Perry and John Mayer Are Back Together Again Again

A photo of John Mayer and Katy Perry

This is a photo Katy Perry and John Mayer, taken on Sunday evening. They’re in New York, and John Mayer was seen opening doors for her. Since it’s probably not all that common for exes to go on cross country trips together, and since every dude friend I’ve ever had would rather watch a door hit me in the face rather than hold it for me, I’m assuming that this means they’re back together. Again.

In case any of you are new here, this is the third time these two have gotten together. They started dating, John dumped Katy in an email, they got back together, then they broke up again because John couldn’t keep it in his pants. And that brings us up to date. Johnty Mayerry*: on again.

Honestly, this whole thing is just a big ol’ sad mess. Not because of the relationship itself – that’s just gross – but because Katy obviously doesn’t have one of those brutally honest friends to tell her to just stop. You know, that friend who just goes “girl, no” whenever you try to justify your dumb actions. Katy needs that friend so badly.

*Obviously not my strongest work, but it made me giggle. Have any of you guys tried those caffeine pills? I just took one of those caffeine pills.

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