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Fatmire Is Back, Is Writing A Book, Painting, And Starting A Fashion Line

A photo of Fatmire Sinanaj

Oh, Fatmire. It’s been far, far too long since we last heard from dear Fatmire, hasn’t it? Three long, torturous month of missing out on the tenacity of the girl who maybe slept with Kris Humphries a few times. But fear not, friends, because Fatmire is back. And she’s back hard.

From Page Six:

Kris Humphries’ “booty call girl” Myla Sinanaj is trying to extend her 15 minutes of fame by launching fashion lines and also writing a tell-all book. (But she may need spelling and geography lessons first.)

A press release issued yesterday gushed that Sinanaj — who lied about being pregnant with Humphries’ baby, and is still seeing the Brooklyn Nets star — is a “modern ‘it’ girl” with “beauty and brains” whose new swimwear line 4 Seasons will “cater to those jet-setting women who need to look hot and sexy in the dead of winter on a quick get away to St. Tropaz or Maui.” We’re not sure about the winter weather in St. Tropaz— but in St. Tropez, the average high in February is all of 54 degrees. So jet-setters, leave those bikinis at home.

Either way, Sinanaj, according to the release, is also “expressing her feelings and thoughts by painting” and “working on an exclusive signature spikes & studs, diamonds, and crystals fashion line while writing a much anticipated raw account of her life, where she does not hesitate to push the limit on decency, scandal, sex, and trafficking.”

This is just the best, isn’t it? I had no idea how much I missed typing or even thinking about her name until I started this story. And just think about it: this girl is trying to start an entire career from her experience of faking a pregnancy with a guy who is only famous (and not even all that famous at that) for being married to Kim Kardashian. How do you live with yourself after that?

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  • I love when people think the south of Europe is warm all year long. Always cheers us up when we see some misguided tourists land in Spain in flip flops in the dead of the winter while it’s snowing.

  • Her mouth looks like a monkeys azz. Lease, you are not alone. Why do I find her so freaking ugly? Oh, because she is.