HARRUMPH. And the song? It’s called ‘Wedding Bells’. This is what Nick, himself, had to say about the song:
“We’re in the process of recording a new album, which is both good and bad, [the bad being that I had to] dive into subjects that make us uncomfortable and write about them. … You have to write a song and apologize for it later. I don’t think I’ve ever written a song that makes me as uncomfortable as this song does. Some things happened in the last year that affected me in that moment. … This song is called ‘Wedding Bells.’ “
If that clue right there is a little too vague for your tastes, try this one out for size—a lyric in the song says, “If you recall our anniversary falls/ Eleven nights into June,” and you’re as obsessed with Nick and Miley as much as I used to be some people are, then you’ll know that their anniversary *also* fell on June 11th. Of 2006. But hey, who’s counting, right?
Last, unless Selena Gomez is engaged to Bieber on the DL, and also throw away all of the other clues that allude to Miley, one can only assume that he’s talking about Miley, you know?