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4Taylor Swift Seriously Just Called Conor Kennedy “A Grown Man”

A photo of Taylor Swift and Conor Kennedy

I’ll just show you her words first, all right? Then when we’re finished reading, we can all have a good laugh. Sound good?

Why does Taylor Swift avoid Google?

Because she would risk clicking on rumors like this one: that she so missed her 18-year-old boyfriend Conor Kennedy that she “kidnapped” him from his high school and flew him to Nashville on her private jet.

“How did I kidnap him?” Swift, 22, exclaims to Rolling Stone when told about the rumor du jour. “You can’t kidnap a grown man! These are serious accusations, now!”

Laughing, she adds: “It’s an interesting way to spin something into a story. … See, this is why I don’t read stuff.”

As for a more documented report – Kathie Lee Gifford confirming she witnessed Swift and Conor crash a Kennedy family wedding – the singer responds: “I have no idea what happened there.”

“I think that story was based on the biggest misunderstanding, ’cause I would never knowingly show up somewhere that I thought I wasn’t invited to,” she tells the magazine. “And I would never want to upstage anybody.”

Oh my god, I can’t. “You can’t kidnap a grown man,” honestly. He might be 18, but he’s a junior in high school. And no, I don’t know how that works, but I do know that school was in session when she took him to Nashville, and that seems a little shady. But then again, this whole situation seems shady, doesn’t it? Maybe that’s why she allegedly moved on to Patrick Schwarzenegger, so she could say that she was dating a high school graduate.

Never change, Taylor Swift.

October 11, 2012 at 5:30 am by Emily
Filed Under: Taylor Swift

4 Responses to “Taylor Swift Seriously Just Called Conor Kennedy “A Grown Man””

  1. asnal abbas says:

    i love Kate Upton …….

  2. mireee says:

    “You can’t kidnap a grown man!”. Is this girl really that fucking stupid?

  3. Lol says:

    How can he be 18 nearly 19 and still a junior in high school? Juniors are 16-17 years old, not 18-19. Did he fail high school or something? He should be at least a high school senior or university freshman IMO.

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