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Quotables: Olivia Wilde’s Mad That Everyone Heard About Her Dead Vagina

“The ‘These Girls’ monologues at Joe’s Pub were not meant for publication, and, in context, were a celebration of LOVE, girls, and honesty. Sneaky recorders are everywhere these days, but performance art doesn’t always translate accurately to tabloid interpretation.”

Wait. Wait. So … LOL … Olivia actually thought her comments—her comments in a public forum, to the public at large—would actually be shielded from the media? What f-cking dreamworld does she live in?

If you guys recall, Olivia threw her ex-husband, Tao Ruspoli, under the bus over the last few days, saying that the end of their marriage was seen through a “dead” vagina. Here’s the actual quote in case you missed it:

“I felt like my vagina died. Turned off. Lights out … you can lie to your relatives at Christmas dinner and tell them everything on the home front is just peachy. But you cannot lie to your vagina. Sometimes your vagina dies. Then you know it’s time to go. There’s no reason to sacrifice your womanhood and femininity for some sort of weird feeling of responsibility to something that may not be right. I feel like far too many women do that. [Men] are not allowed to be the only ones thinking with their genitals.”

But LOL on the “not meant for publication.” Good luck with that, girl.

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  • ok but if it’s from a series of monologues that COMPLETELY changes the context then if it was just a leaked quote from a friend in conversation. if it’s from a monologue that means it’s not necessarily completely autobiographical or that it’s very possible that creative liberty was taken or that these words are not hers at all but ones that she learned from a script and recited for an audience.

  • And at what point did she throw her ex under the bus? I think that’s kind of a stretch. And sounds to much like Celebitchy.