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Quotables: Taylor Swift Talks Babies

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“That money will be really good for sending my kids to college some day – or maybe I’ll have a few more kids than I thought. I want a bunch of them running around, minimum four. I want to wait a while, but the idea of pouring everything you are into another person when you become a parent has always been amazing to me. That factors into everything I do. They’re going to have computers and they’re going to be able to read what I said in this interview.”

Taylor Swift talks about her future goal of popping out Kennedy children.

But no, really? Isn’t it weird how she talks about how many children she wants? “Minimum four,” it just sounds like she’s already mapped all of this out and, at this point, it’s just a business plan (which is probably actually the case). But at least four kids? Girl. And do you think she mailed Conor Kennedy this magazine with that particular quote highlighted? Because I think she might have.

I also think it’s weird that she’s talking about how she’s careful about her behavior and the things she says in interviews because her future children will be able to read them one day. I Googled Taylor Swift just now, and the first few pages are all things like links to her music videos on YouTube and her official site and her Wikipedia entry. By the time Taylor has kids and they’re old enough to use the internet, if they dig hard enough to find Taylor’s interviews, you know what they’re going to find? They’re going to find sites like this. They’re going to find gossip blog after gossip blog who can’t stand Taylor Swift, because honestly, I can only think of one blog off the top of my head that consistently praises her.

So hey, can we do a time capsule thing real quick? Can we all write little comments so that the future Swift-Kennedy children can get a really good idea of what their mother was all about all the way back in 2012?

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  • Every1 talked about Mariah’s camel toe……………….no one mentions Taylors!!! GROSS! Their stylist nEed to be careful with the onezies and highwaists!

  • Dear Universe,

    Pictures featuring Taylor Swift’s cameltoe make me feel inappropriate and gross (like that guy who married Courtney Stodden). I realize she is of age, but I feel like I should call Child Protective Services and report myself for looking at this. To me Tay Swift is still perpetually, like, 13 years old.

    Please cease and desist.

    Yours with warmest regards,
    gee_gee

  • So, when she says that when she has children, she’ll pour everything she is into them, does that mean she will stop singing? Oh, please, please, please let it be true!

  • Stupid people. Taylor is the best, most talented person in the world and this is what her kids will find cuz I only know like 1-2 blogs that have bad things about her, stop being so JEALOUS besides, hate to break it to you but there won’t be and Kennedy-swift children.