Oh wait, these people are all insane. Well, not THAT insane. Wanting money isn’t all that crazy, but man oh man, I wonder how strange they all feel for doing this. I don’t think Kristen and Rob were ever a real couple. Do you guys not remember how badly everyone wanted them to be together after the first Twilight movie? And how much more press they got when they went public with their “relationship”? And how obsessed everyone became with them? Making these two pretend to be in love was probably the smartest thing they agreed to do.

As for the Rupert situation; his wife is now booking runway shows again for the first time in years. And people are STILL talking about all 4 of them constantly while we wait to see if her and Rob will actually stay together. Stories like this just keep up the questions “will they or wont they” “is she lying or is she sorry?”

When the dust settles and Rob leaves her for a second time after realizing the relationship is “beyond repair” (it’s the plan!) All four of them will have made a fortune just from this fake fiasco. There is no such thing as bad press. It’s the oldest trick in hollywood. It’s why Jessica Simpson got obese. It’s why Beyonce faked a pregnancy. It’s all for MONEY. Hollywood is as fake as the crappy movies that come from it.

Can I be a writer here?