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Look, Miley Has A New Song!

Well, new to her, anyway. The actual song is 40 years old, originally done by Melanie Safka. And the video isn’t too new either, judging by Miley’s totally old hair and her missing engagement ring. But it’s new to us, and that’s what matters, right?

So are we digging it or what? Because I kind of am. I haven’t heard too much of Miley’s music, but I definitely, definitely like this country twang she has going on these days. When you compare this to “Party in the U.S.A.,” there’s really no comparison, is there?

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  • I like the original better, it was more light hearted, Miley is really taking herself way too seriously these days. The song was fun the first time around, her version sounds like she has a chip, about what I don’t know. She’s way too rich to act this angry all the time, ah youth, a terrible thing to waste trying to be so edgy all the time.

  • Hello,this is a track for Sexy Mrs.Julie Dreyfus Louis,& the name of it is called Hi Gorgeous,& I wrote this very romantic track to the instrumental of a rap song called One Night Stand,using all of my very own words/lyrics,so dear Sexy Mrs.Julie Dreyfus Louis,here is my very romantic track that I have written for you to the instrumental of the rap song called One Night Stand using all of my very own words/lyrics,plus I almost forgot Sexy Mrs.Julie Dreyfus Louis,to mention that the word Lay-Day in my Very Romantic Love Song for ya means Lady,thanks,Babe,bye bye,take care,peace.

    My song title for Sexy Mrs.Julie Dreyfus Louis: Hi Gorgeous

    My chorus for Sexy Mrs.Julie Dreyfus Louis:

    Listen Gorgeous,glisten always,honey buns,hey girl,I’m,not messing,with,your mind,rewind,tracks,that’s lovely,that,will,heal you,Sexy Babe,I’ll,give,you all,my time,fast forward,sometimes,if they’re,boring,Sexy Girl,I’m,not,dumb,deaf,nor blind,Lay-Day,Lady,feel,my song,girl,feel this,healing.

    If,I walk,by,I’ll,say hi,never bye,cause,babe,I’m,not shy,I’m,not,the weak,type,yo,girl,so,babe,girl.

  • Hello Mrs.Julie Dreyfus Louis,my name is Ike Nash & I was brought up in the islands of the caribbean in an island called St.Vincent & The Grenadines but now I reside in the city of Toronto in the country called Canada and I am your number one fan,and above this comment of mine there is a very romantic love song that I have written for you and the name of it is called Hi Gorgeous and I had written this song to the instrumental of a rap song called,One Night Stand,and I had forgotten to mention that the rap song called One Night Stand was originally sang by a singer named Bizzy Bone,and I really do hope that you were not offended by the name of this song,thank you,and you can reach me at telephone number 416.752.2165 for a screenplay/film movie script,and dear Mrs.Julie Dreyfus Louis,here is a screenplay/film movie script that I have written for ya,and it is an idea of mine of what I think should be your next brand new film,and it is a romantic and comedy film,and the name of it should be called,Nice To See You,and the story/theme of this film should be based upon the following:

    The name of your next new film Mrs.Julie Dreyfus Louis should be called:Nice To See You

    And this is the story/theme of what your next new film called Nice To See You,should be based upon:

    One afternoon while you were enjoying a subway bus ride coming home from a very quiet awesome day at work,you(Mrs.Julie Dreyfus Louis),looked out of the bus window and was enjoying the view and scenery that was everywhere all around you,then as you(Mrs.Julie Dreyfus Louis) turned your attention back into the bus a very kind and polite dude came walking over to you(Mrs.Julie Dreyfus Louis) and asked you if he can write you a very romantic love song,so then you(Mrs.Julie Dreyfus Louis),replied:(Cool,why not!),so then the kind hearted gentle dude,sat in the seat that was ahead of yours and began writing you(Mrs.Julie Dreyfus Louis),the very romantic love song,then after he was finished he came walking over to you then handed you(Mrs.Julie Dreyfus Louis) the love song that he had written for you(Mrs.Julie Dreyfus Louis),so then,after you had read over the song that he had written for you,you told him that it was a very nice song and it was the best song that you(Mrs.Julie Dreyfus Louis) had ever read before,so then you also asked him if he can also sing it for you,then he replied:(Sure,why not!),so then he began singing the very romantic love song that he had written for you(Mrs.Julie Dreyfus Louis) in the presence of everyone that was present on the bus,then after he had finished singing the song for you,everyone on the bus began shouting with excitement,cheering,applauding,plus whistling with excitement as well,then afterwards,you(Mrs.Julie Dreyfus Louis),thanked the kind hearted dude,then asked him if he was a musician,then he replied:(Not really,I just think that you’re very attractive,Miss/Ms.)then you(Mrs.Julie Dreyfus Louis) replied:(Thanks Sir,and may I have your name?)then he replied:(my name is Michael Armstrong,and it was a pleasure to have written you that very romantic love song)then he asked you(Mrs.Julie Dreyfus Louis) if he can take you out on a date at a very awesome Diner in the city on the following weekend,in the evening time,at around 7:00pm,then he said that you(Mrs.Julie Dreyfus Louis) can bring a few couple of your close friends to make it a kind of a party vibe and atmosphere,and he will also bring some of his close friends as well,then you(Mrs.Julie Dreyfus Louis),replied:(Cool,I will like to have supper with you at the Diner that you have mentioned),the he replied:(Awesome,this is gonna be,very great,you’re gonna love this Mam),then afterwards,you(Sexy Mrs.Julie Dreyfus Louis)arrived at your destination which was home,then you said farewell to Mr.Michael Armstrong,until the following weekend,so after that day on the bus,the weekend came for the date at The Diner in the city with you(Mrs.Julie Dreyfus Louis) and Mr.Michael Armstrong and all of your very close friends,then at The Diner you all had a blast and for supper at The Diner,you all had Pizzas,Hamburgers,Fries and Milkshakes,then after supper and joking around at The Diner,you all left The Diner,after supper feeling very happy,contented and merry,then you all went for a long drive through the city in some of your friends’ cars,then in the ending of this film,you(Mrs.Julie Dreyfus Louis) and Mr.Michael Armstrong,became very great friends then hung out a lot at lots of different places in the city,then you all lived happily ever after!

    The End!

    Dear Mrs.Julie Dreyfus Louis,that was an idea of mine of what I think should be your next brand new film,I think that you should work on it,produce and direct it,if you will like to Mam,and here are a list of a few other actors and actresses that I think that you can ask to be a part of this film and they are Mr.Jerry Seinfeld,Mrs.Megan Fox,Mr.Brian Austin Green,Mr.Brad Pitt,Mrs.Angelina Jolie,Mr.Charlie Sheen,Mr.James Galdofini,Mr.Al Pacino,Mrs.Kate Winslet,Mrs.Sonya Walger,Mr.Will Smith,Mrs.Beyonce Knowles,Mrs.Jennifer Lopez,Mrs.Jada Pinkett Smith,Mrs.Eva Mendes,Mrs.Jessica Biel,Mr.Justin Timberlake,Mrs.Jessica Simpson,Mrs.Jennifer Love Hewitt,Mrs.Kate Hudson,Mrs.Anne Hathaway,Mr.Johnny Depp,Mrs.Kim Kardashian,Mrs.Heidi Montag,Mr.Robert Pattinson,Mrs.Sofia Vergara,Mrs.Audrina Patridge,Mrs.Jennifer Garner,Mr.Ben Affleck and Mrs.Carrie Underwood,take care Mam!

  • Ike, I really think you nailed the screenplay on this one… WELL DONE, an Oscar nomination at least if this movie is ever made!!! But, I think you’re right… I think you did, indeed, offend the wonderfully,sexy,gorgeous, Mrs. Julie Dreyfus Louis by naming the song One Night Stand