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Caption This: Last Week’s Winner and This Week’s Photo!

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It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!

We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!

The winner on last week’s Ashley Judd photo: Dez
“Sorry I forgot my fur coat and my cigarettes I’ve got to run! I will be back for the puppies soon (muahahahaha).”

First runner-up: Kat
“Oh come on, the hair isn’t THAAAAAT big. Besides, I was trying to channel Miley.”

Second runner-up: AndNowIBlog
“No, I swear I didn’t get plastic surgery. I know it looks like it, but still taking those steroids. Yep. Totally just the steroids.”

Congrats to Dez! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap! (And for the love of God, check your damn email if you want to win the prize! The first runner-up will be notified that they’re getting the prize if you don’t claim it, guys!)

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  • Hey mum is that a camera cool am I making another “leaked” sex tape because my BF has two and I only have one. :=(

  • Is that a camera? I have to get in the shot! An iphone camera? doesn’t matter… a Brownie instamatic? I’m there. Take my picture please. Don’t click that shutter without me… are you from a tabloid? I have to be in the center of the shot.

  • We’s Saw Nakey Nake Harry Thuh Princey Palace And His Hawts Is : TOTALLY – WATTS – RiOt – Vots ??!!

  • is that a camera? lemme’ knock these beeeeyatches out of the shot ” said in a nasal whiney 16rpm voice

  • Yay!!! We managed to get all three of us in the frame! Oh wait…what are those two bitches doing trying to get in to pose with me and my boobs!!!!

  • Do my lips make my tits look big or small? Wait that’s a camera not a mirror Do I have time to put on a bikini.

  • Hold on a second ladies…I gotta tilt the camera just a bit to get the perfect shot of my face and boobs! Hmm..I wonder if I can show my butt in the next pic.

  • “I gotta top getting peed on, so stay tuned as we get into formation for the human centipede.”

  • Sarah,

    Did you receive my email reply? Your email arrived in my junk/spam folder, so I’m hoping you checked that folder for my reply if it didn’t arrive in your inbox.