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Ashton Kutcher Has “Always Had A Thing” for Mila Kunis

A photo of Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis

From Us Weekly:

Still going strong after five months!

Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis have recently been parading their relationship around NYC. The 34-year-old actor, still separated from Demi Moore, has been living with his onetime That ’70s Show costar, 29, while she films The Angriest Man in Brooklyn in the city.

“He always had a thing for her,” a source told Us Weekly. “It’s a real infatuation.”

On Sept. 17, the pair of five months fed each other brunch across the table at NYC’s Philip Marie restaurant — then cuddled up on a boulder for an extended smooching session in Central Park.

“They only saw each other,” a witness said of the duo. “Nothing else seemed to matter.”

While a source told Us that Kunis “isn’t sure this will last,” the Friends With Benefits actress is “going for it.”

Let’s do some creepy math, all right? The story from Us Weekly mentioned that Ashton Kutcher is 34 and Mila Kunis is 29. Totally cool, right? But That ’70s Show, where Ashton and Mila met, premiered in 1998. When Ashton was 19. And Mila was 14. And Ashton has “always had a thing for her.” Ewwwww.

But hey, is there anyone who looks at this relationship and feels any sort of positive feelings about it? Or even neutral feelings? Like, is anyone not disturbed by these two dating? Because I always feel this huge urge to slap Mila Kunis and tell her to run for the hills. Is that normal?

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  • some people look older and are more mature for their age. in that sense doesnt creep me out at all that she was ‘just 14’.

    i have feeling mila was mature for her age, not sure how she looked. i never saw the 70s show. but i guess she did look older since she fooled the producers into hiring her claiming she was 18 (i think) as that was the requirement for her part.

    • Yeah, I mean if he’s always had a thing for her and hasn’t done anything about it until now, doesn’t that make him kind of… noble?

  • I agree, run for the hills Mila. Everything about Ashton screams douchebag. Also he isn’t even funny or a good actor. She seems way too good for him.

  • Take a good look at this picture of Kutcher wearing a hipster hat and backpack – what self-respecting 34 year old does that? Demi Moore must have a mommy complex if she put up with this twerp as a “husband”.

    • You took the words right outta my mouth. After looking at that photo, I went and Wiki-ed him to confirm his age, as I was also thinking, “Wait, isn’t he like in his thirties? Why is he dressed like such a douche at that age?”