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And Here’s Christina Aguilera’s New Music Video, Too

You might have already seen a little piece of this monstrosity – I showed you a teaser last week – but man, what a weird video, right? Like, I don’t even know what to do with this. What am I supposed to do with this? What is Christina Aguilera trying to tell me? Is this a cry for help? Do I need to help Christina Aguilera?

And it’s not even that the chorus of her new song is “all I want to do is f-ck your body.” Well, ok, it’s a little bit of that. She’s a 31-year-old woman with a four-year-old son, and she has a voice to die for, I think she can step it up a little bit. It’s just … what’s with all that blue paint in that bathroom? Is that what she thinks semen looks like? And why did she beat the guy with a baseball bat? Don’t get me wrong, I enjoyed that there was pink glitter instead of blood, but it’s just not that great a sign. And don’t get me started on the I Love Lucy bit at the end. No, please, don’t get me started on it, because I have no idea what it’s supposed to mean. It’s like Christina drank a bottle of Grey Goose and vomited up a concept, and it’s just awful.

But what did you think?

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  • I took it kinda like shes this serial killer of men? Like she seduces them then either blows them up or beats them with a bat.

  • I’m just really confused. The blue paint was weird, I agree with that. I don’t know what she meant it to be. Actually the entire thing is confusing. And stupid.

  • Cheap, classless vision; unoriginal lyrics, euro-trash sound, nonsense plot, she is oh so awkward (I mean, who would find pink glitter and plastic jewelry sexy?! 15 year-old boys?), and she’s still totally out of shape (not just chubby, that would be cute) – she wobbles on her heels and she trots about so ungracefuly. I can’t figure why people had spent time and money on producing this stinking pile of crap.

    Christina has a gift of a voice but she’s misusing it badly.

  • Think the blue paint was supposed to be blood.
    I love how she covers her gut everytime she sits down in this video. Also most of the shots are boobs and up. When they show her hips it’s from behind, or a real quick shot of her walking somewhere.
    After the first kill she walks away from the car and her legs are clearly altered, they suddenly look skinnier than during the rest of the song.

    Song is god awful, her makeup is once again clownish, she has no natural lipcolor, apparantly they are always beige (gross and very 90’s/porno). Don’t get me started on the hair.

    Tbh, only watched the vid to see how much they have altered her body/what she looks like now.

  • The song and video are very shallow. This will appeal to some, but I am put off by it. I think the song will end up being a minor hit and quickly forgotten.