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Ke$ha Is Back with A Breathtaking New Single

Do you want to hear something really crazy? It’s been over a year and a half since Ke$ha has released a new single. It was in February of 2011, that “Blow” nonsense. Last February, guys. We haven’t heard a new Ke$ha song on the radio since last year. How have we survived?

Thankfully, we don’t have to think about it. Because we have survived, and we are, once again, sucking at the gloriously talented teat that is Ke$ha’s music. Get nourished, friends. Drink long and drink hard.

Now, what do you think of the song? For me, it was like experiencing this girl all over again: the song started off, and it was ok, and then she started singing, and it was ok again, and I was like “why do I have such feelings for this girl making mediocre music?” Then she started doing her classic rapping nonsense, and the memories came rushing back. And you guys. It’s Ke$ha. Ke$ha’s back. Are we even ready for this?

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