So, earlier this morning, our girl Emily was kind enough to give you her perspective on some of the best-dressed and worst-dressed at last night’s Emmy Awards, and here I am to put my two cents in. First, let me say that I totally agree with Kat Dennings being on the ‘best’ list, because even if her dress is two sizes too small, she is one beautiful, beautiful woman. Like, one of the most beautiful going today, probably. What I don’t agree with, however? Was the fact that Ginnifer Goodwin was also on the ‘best’ list, because aside from the amazing shoes, the dress was one big, hot mess of plastic not-damask. Girl.
Up top, you can see that my favorite of the night was probably Lucy Liu, because what a neat, unique dress. Lucy claimed that it was heavy as shit, but it looked good, so hey. Dig it.
The other four on my best-dressed list included Hayden Panettiere, but only from the back, because what a gorgeous dress that was (from the back), Tina Fey, who just looked completely pretty and put-together, Julianne Hough, who looked like a fairy princess, and Jena Malone, who gets the award for most interesting dress of the night. In a good way.
Check them out:
Here’s the worst (and by “worst,” I mean WORST). Rounding out number one would have to be Olivia Munn, because not only is it one ugly, boob-squishing dress, it’s ill-fitting, wrinkled, and also, I don’t like Olivia Munn. See what I mean?
Also on the list would be Heidi Klum, because I just don’t get what she’s trying to do with those thigh-high slits, and Amy Poehler, because she looks drunk. And like she chose her dress drunk. And did her hair drunk, and so on and so forth. Sometimes the drunk look is not always the best look, girl.