Ugh, I’m such a bitch. Here we are with this brand new story about how the beautiful bond between Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart has finally been mended, and I go naysaying the whole thing. I mean, it’s from The Sun, and it’s not like The Sun has never had one single true story. I think. Maybe.
Anyway, here’s the story, and I’ll let you guys decide how true it is, all right?
TWILIGHT hunk Robert Pattinson and love cheat co-star Kristen Stewart have become an item again — just months after he walked out on her.
R-Patz, 26, was last night revealed to have had a heart-to-heart with the tearful Hollywood beauty, 22, and forgiven her “stupid mistake”.
A source told how the smitten Brit had set up home with the brunette once more — adding: “They pretty much decided they couldn’t live without each other. Kristen poured her heart out to Robert and told him it was a one-off and a mistake.”
Betrayed R-Patz quit their Hollywood home in June over snaps of Kristen cheating on him with another Brit — married film director Rupert Sanders, 41. Heartbroken R-Patz went to stay at Reese Witherspoon’s California ranch, where Kristen’s dad John begged him to patch things up with his daughter. R-Patz — already shaken by Twilight fans’ online vitriol against her — finally relented.
Just days ago, Kristen — who wore one of her ex’s tops to fly to Toronto, Canada, to plug her new movie On The Road — jetted back to join him at the ranch.
The source confirmed: “Rob sees it as Kristen made a really stupid mistake. After a lot of long tearful talks, they’ve worked it out. Rob can see how truly sorry Kristen is and has totally forgiven her. They really do love each other.”
The pair have now moved into a secluded pad in the same Los Angeles compound where Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have a place.
Kristen and R-Patz are due to appear on the red carpet together in November for the final Twilight film Breaking Dawn — Part 2.
The source said: “For now they are focusing on themselves.”
This is just the best. The consistent use of “R-Patz” and the introduction of Kristen Stewart as R-Patz’s “love cheat co-star,” and the very chill way they apparently “pretty much decided that they couldn’t live without each other” make for a very compelling story, it’s true, but I don’t know. I just don’t buy it. I think the glory days of R-Patz and K-Stew are over, I really do.
Where are your hearts on this matter?
Well, my first thought was when I read,”….tearful Hollywood beauty…” and I didn’t know who they were talking about for a second. My second thought was, if it’s true: Rob, you’re a total p*ssy.”
NOPE, I DON’T BELIEVE IT. I THINK IT’S B.S.
It was actually on the CBS news this morning that they were back together so I would guess it’s true?
So when she gets bored of him on the next movie set and cheats on him (Or he finds out she cheated with James Franco too) what is he going to do? This poor moron. Kristen loves him but she’ll never find him passionate enough for her. She’s always going to cheat on him when she needs more passion in her life. He’s meat and potatoes and that girl likes the buffet.
oh shut up u act like she’s the only person that cheated shit! She a human she not perfect so lay off her freaking case!
hahaha I knew they will be back together, just burn you losers
I love them together.that great news.all you hater out there suck on a dick.kristen is not the first and she won,t be the last to cheat. so deal with it.they love each other and that all that matter.
I think the bottom line here is the difference between nurture and nature. Seems to me that Kristen didn’t get a lot of “normal” family guidence with both her parents in the entertainment industry. Everything must have been a “play” to her. Perhaps that is why she is usually so surley. She knows something that should be there in her inner self , just isn’t. If this explosive experience did not cause her to do an emotional and intellectual 180, then I don’t think they will make it. Personally I hope they do. But the glue on those hollywood ceilings isn’t very stout and it seems the other shoe is always falling.. Good luck to them. I hope everyone leaves them alone? I think Kristen is a wonderful actor and very beautiful. I think Rob is a great actor and a genuine Brit . If Kristen sticks around long enough she may just gain a deeper understanding of gentility. I am one of their eldest and most loyal fans at 77, and I am not a kook, or a busy body. As to Twilight, I see many good lessons in that movie. Good fights Evil, prejudice is not about skin color, trust cements bonds between cultures and family is honored. Does anyone remember how sweet it once was to believe in Santa Claus?