Return to Quotables: Kirstie Alley Defends Tom Cruise (Probably Because She’s a Scientologist, Too)
May 14, 2013
Hello, beeters! It’s that time again – a new photo, a new chance to caption for some awesome Evil Beet prizes. Remember guys, never lick a cactus, it's not as fun as it looks. Therefore, take a look at the photo above and give us …»
May 15, 2013
Angelina Jolie is taking more preventative measures to avoid cancer, of which she is high at risk. Or, was, until she got a double mastectomy. I'm starting to feel weird reporting about all of this. Here's why. These are all very personal decisions and her …»
May 10, 2013
Dita Von Teese is glamorous as hell, and she's not going to give up her signature retro inspired style for anyone or anything, not even a visit to a podiatrist in a stip mall. Goddamn she is fancy. This seems like a huge waste of an …»
May 10, 2013
Whitney Cummings is finally done irritating television viewers. After 2 seasons on NBC, Whitney has been cancelled. Personally I never really had a problem with her, and some parts of the show were actually funny, but as a whole series it was pretty messy and I'm …»
May 14, 2013
Angelina Jolie may not be my favourite Hollywood personality, but she is a pretty solid human being in terms of her advocacy and activism for important social justice issues and her philanthropy. Plus, she's living proof of the fact that celebrities can have privacy and …»
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