Return to Quotables: Blake Lively is Hot, Married, and Wants a Zillion Kids, Of Course
May 14, 2013
Hello, beeters! It’s that time again – a new photo, a new chance to caption for some awesome Evil Beet prizes. Remember guys, never lick a cactus, it's not as fun as it looks. Therefore, take a look at the photo above and give us …»
May 15, 2013
Angelina Jolie is taking more preventative measures to avoid cancer, of which she is high at risk. Or, was, until she got a double mastectomy. I'm starting to feel weird reporting about all of this. Here's why. These are all very personal decisions and her …»
May 22, 2013
Kurt Cobain and Courtney Love's kid, Frances Bean Cobain, is 20 years-old now (!!!!!!!87328!W276e###!2/mind exploding). She's very outspoken and she took the time to slam Kendall Jenner, Miss. Non-Kardashian. Miss Jenner tweeted, Just wish things could be easier sometimes mann To which Miss Cobain responded on twitter, oh …»
May 16, 2013
Macaulay Culkin has been going through some rough times. He hasn't been quite the same since he split from ex girlfriend Mila Kunis. And there was the whole, "Dude looks like he's on heroin" thing. Now apparently he is very badly addicted to cigarettes and is …»
May 14, 2013
Angelina Jolie stunned us all when she frankly and bravely announced that she had a double mastectomy to drastically decrease her chances of breast cancer. You may recall that Christina Applegate underwent the same procedure and she is now cancer free. Brad Pitt, ever supportive, released …»
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