Today's Evil Beet Gossip


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Win a chance to party with Kim Kardashian, and no, I’m not kidding. If you win, poke her in the ass with a straw or something, OK? For me? [The Superficial]

Beyonce‘s first Blue birthday. [Lainey Gossip]

Kanye’s rapping about Kim’s sex tape now. [Bossip]

Jessica Simpson’s boobs are “too big,” or so she says. [TMZ]

Snooki’s apparently engaged to the head Oompa Loompa. [The Blemish]

J. Woww could not possibly have any more facial fillers in her FACE. [I’m Not Obsessed]

Christina Aguilera: “I’ve always been too thin.” [Amy Grindhouse]

Vintage Gossip: Aubrey O’Day’s Playboy … thing. [IDLYITW]

And the Lindsay Lohan is cheap drama continues. [Popbytes]

Here’s that Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters trailer. [Cele|bitchy]

Katy Perry is the saddest, most desperate woman in the world. [Bohomoth]

Here’s the face of Blue Ivy Carter. [Socialite Life]

Something really, really bad happened in Quebec yesterday. [Hollywood PQ]

Kal Penn mocks Clint Eastwood. [Huff Po]

Kaley Cuoco has the biggest tongue ever. [theBERRY]

Jeremy Renner‘s latest beard. [Lainey Gossip]

Puddle of Mudd singer attacked airline attendant, people feel surprise. [Cele|bitchy]

James Deen makes out with Janice Dickinson. Yes, James Deen the porn star. [The Superficial]